Fr. 13.90

Trauma Queen

English · Paperback / Softback

Shipping usually takes at least 4 weeks (title will be specially ordered)

Description

Read more

Zusatztext "Terrific . . .smart and very funny" --Nell Minow Informationen zum Autor Barbara Dee Klappentext Marigold hopes her family's move gives her a fresh start to make friends at her new school! but her hopes are dashed when her performance-artist mother gets a job as the new drama teacher. Trauma Queen Sleepwalking I am standing outside homeroom in yellow flannel monkey pajamas. Everyone else is dressed normally: jeans, track pants, sweaters, whatever. Apparently because today, Monday, February 23, is not Pajama Day at Crampton Middle School. Also apparently I am the only one who is celebrating Pajama Day, because I am the only one whose mother told her it was Pajama Day. After using the New Student Information Packet to line a dog crate for this one-eared beagle she’s babysitting. “Hey, Marigold,” some girl across the hall is calling. “That’s your name, right? Um, no offense, but why are you in your pj’s?” I don’t answer. That’s because my ears are burning and my eyebrows are sweating. It’s hard to say something casual and jokey like whoops, silly me with sweaty eyebrows. I dig my thumbnails into my palms, but I’m not waking up. Now this buzz-cut–headed eighth-grade boy is starting to laugh. And point. “Yo, New Girl. Yeah, you. Did you forget something? Like getting dressed?” That’s it; I’m done. I escape from homeroom. My poofy blue bedroom slippers skid on the waxy floor. “Excuse me, no running,” some office lady calls out from down the hallway. Which is when I start to run, seeing a mob of giggling girls turning the corner and coming toward me. I bang open the door to the girls’ room and hide myself in a stall. Then I yank my cell phone out of my backpack and speed-dial Mom. It rings five times. Six times means I’ll get her voice mail, which means she’ll never get my message, because she doesn’t ever check her voice mail. Pick up, I pray. Pick up, pickuppickuppickup. “Hello?” she finally shouts. “Marigold?” Then a truck honks. Right in my ear. “Mom?” I say. “Oh, sweetheart, what’s wrong? Are you okay?” “No.” I wipe my sweaty face on my flannel arm. “I’m wearing pajamas.” “I know. Those cute monkey ones.” “Because you said it was Pajama Day.” “Right, it is. I read it in the packet.” “Except it isn’t.” “It’s not Pajama Day? Are you sure? The first day of—what do they call it? Spirit Week?” I can hear dogs barking now. She must be downtown with her Morning Walkers. “No, it’s not,” I say loudly. “I’m the only one in the entire school wearing pj’s. I look like a total dork.” “I’m sure you don’t, baby.” “I’m sure I do. I’m coming home.” “Oh, Mari. You can’t.” “Why not?” “Because you just got there five minutes ago.” That’s so illogical I can’t even argue. “Okay, then can you please bring me some other clothes?” “Yes, of course.” She shouts this over yapping and arfing dogs. “But you’re going to have to wait a few minutes.” “How come?” “Because I’m not home. I’m at least a mile away, with three of my Walkers. And I’m supposed to pick up two new greyhounds by eight o’clock.” “But this is a major emergency.” I check my watch: three minutes until homeroom. “Can’t the greyhounds wait?” “Oh, come on now, Mari,” she says in a voice meant to be soothing. Except you can’t soothe when you’re shouting; it kind of spoils the effect. “ Zusammenfassung Every tween girl knows what it's like to have a mom who can be a little embarrasing at times. But for Marigold! it goes way beyond embarrassing. Marigold's single mom is a performance artist! mean...

About the author










Barbara Dee

Product details

Authors Barbara Dee
Publisher Simon & Schuster USA
 
Languages English
Age Recommendation ages 9 to 13
Product format Paperback / Softback
Released 19.04.2011
 
EAN 9781442409231
ISBN 978-1-4424-0923-1
No. of pages 272
Series mix
Mix
Subjects Children's and young people's books
Education and learning > Schoolbooks, general education schools

Customer reviews

No reviews have been written for this item yet. Write the first review and be helpful to other users when they decide on a purchase.

Write a review

Thumbs up or thumbs down? Write your own review.

For messages to CeDe.ch please use the contact form.

The input fields marked * are obligatory

By submitting this form you agree to our data privacy statement.