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Zusatztext Praise for Pretty in Plaid “After three laugh-out-loud memoirs chronicling her adult adventures in unemployment! city living and weight loss! Lancaster looks back at the poignant moments of her youth and what she was wearing while living them.”— People “Scathingly witty.”— The Boston Herald “Laugh and cry at this hilarious collection of essays that chronicle Jen’s fearless fashion faux pas through the ages! her 11 (yup) years of undergrad! and her not-so-glamorous entry-level jobs. You’ll revel in the lessons she gleans from her travails: primary among them! that the ability to laugh at your mistakes is the best skill you'll ever learn.”— Redbook “She pegs her memories to outfits—a green dotted swiss dress! some stylin’ Jordache jeans! crocodile skin pumps—in a way that will win the hearts of all of us who still remember the dusty green of our 1980s-variety Girl Scout uniform (with its fetching beret and knee socks!).”— San Antonio Express-News “[A] hilarious look at the poor fashion choices that can! so sadly! define and saddle us with ridicule far beyond our formative years...Lots of readers will find her brown tasseled clogs a disarmingly perfect fit; you can laugh at your own fashion foibles as Lancaster pokes fun at herself.”— The Sunday Oregonian “A powerfully frank! mutant strain of chick-lit that resonates.”— Charlotte Observer Informationen zum Autor Jen Lancaster is the author of Bitter is the New Black, The Tao of Martha, Twisted Sisters, and many other bestselling works of both memoir and fiction. Jen can often be seen on The Today Show , as well as CBS This Morning , Fox News, NPR All Things Considered , among others. She lives in the Chicago suburbs with her husband and her many ill-behaved dogs and cats. Klappentext Jen Lancaster's cultural inferiority complex had to come from somewhere...and now fans can find out where in this hilarious New York Times bestselling memoir from the author of Bitter is the New Black. Before she was bitter! before she was lazy! Jen Lancaster was a badge-hungry Junior Girl Scout with a knack for extortion! an aspiring sorority girl who didn't know her Coach from her Louis Vuitton! and a budding executive who found herself bewildered by her first encounter with a fax machine. In this hilarious and touching memoir! Jen Lancaster looks back on her life-and wardrobe-and reveals a young woman not so different from the rest of us. Prepare to take a long walk in her (drool-worthy) shoes in this humorous and heartwarming trip down memory lane. Leseprobe November 6, 1974 Dear Mattel, Your Bella Dancerella Barbie is junk! Just today the head fell off her. Yesterday, her body fell apart. I do not have any of the pieces to send you because they are junk now. Maybe you should send me a replacmat riplacemint repleasement another one immediately before I tell all my friends what shoddy products you manufacture. Your friend, Jennifer Lancaster P.S. My Dawn dolls fell apart in the tub when I tried to take them swimming. Please send two Dancerella Barbies to make up for this tragic loss. October 1, 1976 Hi, Mrs. Cummings, You don’t know me but I am my brother Todd’s sister. My mom says Todd is failing your Spanish class. She yelled at him a bunch for getting an F on the test and he was mad. He kept saying “no bueno.” My mom is probably too emotional about Todd’s grades to discuss the situation rationally, so you should probably work through me. I am enclosing a blank piece of paper so you can give me a progress report on Todd. Okay, thank you, Jennifer Lancaster P.S. Hola! P.P.S. Look at me! I’m already bi-lingual! December 12, 1980 Hello...
