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The legendary gang from Bulfinche's Pub in New York City returns in new stories in
which: A bridge jumper is saved by a god in winged sneakers while the goddess of
suicides & a guardian of graves hunt a beast that feeds on death; the cosmic chicken
lays an egg as toilet goddesses & a god help Murphy out with a problem; a priest
manages to stop a murder without breaking the seal of the confessional; talking
babies reveal that some gods feast on certain souls in the afterlife & we find the
succubus Ryth & angel Mathew are expecting; a foolish criminal tries to start a
protection racket in the neighborhood of Bulfinche's Pub; a woman gets a last chance
in a game of bingo where Death & The Fates are playing; a date rapist learns that
Hell hath no fury like a baby shower; Hercules & other warriors learn it takes more
than strength to be a hero; the satyr Fred saves a girl enslaved to a news anchor;
The Mother of the Streets gets a job; & the only one who can save Paddy Moran &
the world from the rising of an elder evil is... bartender John Murphy?
PATRONS OF BULFINCHE'S PUB SPEAK OUT ON BARTENDER OF THE GODS:
"IF EVERYONE IN THE WORLD READ THIS BOOK, IT WOULD BE A MUCH BETTER PLACE. It would mean that my son would have more royalties to spend on his mother," -Murphy's Mom.
"I FOUND IT FASCINATING. THEN AGAIN, ALL I USUALLY HAVE TO READ IS TOMBSTONES," Moni, Lasa guardian of graves.
"MUCH MORE PLEASANT THAN THE PROSPECT OF LABOR," Ryth, pregnant succubus.
"I COULDN'T WISH FOR BETTER," Tommy, jinn, hot dog vender. "I COULD," Edgar Tonic, hot dog vender.
PRAISE FOR THE MURPHY'S LORE SERIES:
"THE CAST OF CHARACTERS AT BULFINCHE'S PUB IS ALWAYS CHANGING, BRINGING NEW LAUGHS, PERILS, & ADVENTURE. DON'T MISS THE LATEST INSTALLMENT OF THIS WONDERFUL SERIES." -Edward McFadden, FANTASTIC STORIES
"JOIN HEX, PADDY & THE GANG IN THEIR RACE TO UNDO THE FUTURE IN PATRICK THOMAS'S FOOLS' DAY, PART OF HIS COMIC MURPHY'S LORE SERIES." PUBLISHER'S 'S WEEKLY
"HUMOR, OUTRAGEOUS ADVENTURES, & SOME CLEVER PLOT TWISTS." -Don D'Ammassa, SCIENCE FICTION CHRONICLE
About the author
There's been a debate among certain obscure and drunken literary scholars about whether PATRICK THOMAS was raised by Cthulhu or a leprechaun in a Manhattan bar. What there is no arguing about is that Patrick is the award-winning author of 50+ books including the beloved fantasy humor Murphy's Lore series, the darkly hilarious Dear Cthulhu advice empire, the Bikini Jones series, the Mystic Investigators series, and the creator of the Agents of the Abyss. As Patrick T. Fibbs, he writes middle readers including the Babe B. Bear Mysteries, The Undead Kid Diaries, Joy Reaper Checks Out, the Ughabooz kids' books, and the YA Emotional Support Nightmare. Visit him at www.PatThomas.net and www.PatrickTFibbs.com
