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This book is for discerning legal minds. It's a humorous legal compendium and offers a delightful and insightful peek into the legal world, showcasing quirky lawyer anecdotes, amusing judicial rulings, lesser-known legal trivia, comedic courtroom and law office happenings, extraordinary records, and much more.
Crafted by a legal professional, this book uncovers the lighter side of the legal sphere, making it a delightful choice for gifting during the festive season, office celebrations, birthdays, or as a charming surprise on any occasion!
Notable Excerpts:
During a trial:
Lawyer: "Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on deceased individuals?"
Doctor: "All of them. The living ones tend to resist."
In Kentucky, a judge was relieved to avoid a lengthy trial and wrote in his order dismissing the case,
"I would have preferred leaping naked off a 12-foot ladder into a bucket of porcupines over presiding a two-week trial here. It would have left the jury more baffled than a baby in a topless bar and the parties angrier than mosquitoes in a mannequin shop."
Interesting tidbits:
Longest jury trial records
Lawyer with 245 consecutive jury murder case wins
Longest-standing legal practice
Humorous judicial viewpoints
Outlandish court motions
And so much more!
This book is a thoughtful gift for legal professionals like judges, litigators, paralegals, legal assistants, law firm administrators, and court personnel. It's also perfect for vendors catering to the legal community.
The most cherished gifts are those that elicit laughter! Treat your legal acquaintances to a dose of amusement with this engaging book. Discover it today and bring joy to your legal circles!
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About the author
Bruce Miller is an accomplished professional with diverse interests and talents. As an attorney and businessman, he has achieved success in multiple career paths. However, Mr. Miller's passion lies in continuous learning and sharing knowledge. He spends his days studying, writing, and exploring the ever-changing world around us. Mr. Miller is a prolific author, having written over 50 books in various genres. Several of his works have become bestsellers. His most recent publication, the psychic mystery/thriller novel "Beware the Ides of March: A Novel Based on Psychic Readings" was honored with a 2023 NYC Big Book Distinguished Favorite award, recognizing its high quality and popularity among readers. In addition to his literary works, Mr. Miller is also an aviator and active member of several professional organizations related to his interests. With his extensive expertise, broad intellectual curiosity, and productive career, Mr. Bruce Miller exemplifies a lifelong dedication to personal and professional growth through learning, writing, and community engagement.
