All the Things Mom Will Never Say

Don't go to bed so early! You have school tomorrow. Said no mother ever! Can you imagine your mom saying this or suggesting you don't need to use a tissue when you could use your sleeve instead. In this comical look at all the things a mom is never likely to say, kids and parents alike will laugh out loud at what might happen if Mom stops being Mom. While she'll never encourage you to stop reading or eating your vegetables, kids know they can always count on Mom to always want a kiss and hug. So get ready for story time reading to get a little silly with these hilarious everyday sentences that are the exact opposite of what you would expect a mom to repeat.

About the author

Noé Carlain has two heads and four hands, and he loves Belgian chocolate. One of his heads is bubbling with ideas and the other brings poetry, love, and emotion. That's right, Noé Carlain is two people: Carl Norac and Alain Grousset. They are also the coauthors of All the Things Santa Claus Will Never Do, All the Things a Teacher Will Never Say, and All the Things Dad Will Always Say.

Summary

A silly and funny anthology of things a mom will never ever tell her child!

Product details

• Authors: Noe Carlain, Noé Carlain, Alexander Heinz
• Assisted by: Ronan Badel (Illustration)
• Publisher: Schiffer Publishing Ltd
• Languages: English
• Product format: Hardback
• Released: 31.03.2022
• EAN: 9780764363313
• ISBN: 978-0-7643-6331-3
• No. of pages: 32
• Dimensions: 234 mm x 232 mm x 12 mm
• Weight: 410 g
• Illustrations: 24 color images
• Series: All the Things
• Subject: Children's and young people's books