Crap Divination - The Dark Art of Reading Dark Marks: How to Interpret Toilet Runes

A hilarious guide to unlocking the hidden messages left behind in your toilet bowl

This easy-to-follow-through guide lifts the lid on toilet marks and unlocks the secret of your secretions.

A divination guide for bowel-on-bowl action, this book will develop your innate intuition skills and reveal the mysteries of symbolics.

But this is not just symbolics; this is some really deep sh*t.

Within these pages lies the turd-teller's Tarot, the butt-bean favomancer's friend, the smelly-pebble pessomancer's pamphlet: this truly is crap divination.

About the author

Pyramid publishes books on a wide range of popular subjects including cookery, reference, mind body spirit and gift. Beyond its new books, Pyramid is known for its titles drawn from the extensive Octopus archive and its custom publishing expertise.

Summary

This easy-to-follow-through guide lifts the lid on toilet marks and unlocks the secret of your secretions.

Foreword

This easy-to-follow-through guide lifts the lid on toilet marks and unlocks the secret of your secretions.

Product details

• Authors: Dingleberry Marx, Pyramid
• Publisher: Conran Octopus Ltd
• Languages: English
• Product format: Hardback
• Released: 14.10.2021
• EAN: 9780753734674
• ISBN: 978-0-7537-3467-4
• No. of pages: 80
• Dimensions: 108 mm x 152 mm x 12 mm
• Subjects: Fiction > Comic, cartoon, humour, satire; Guides > Spirituality > Life interpretation; HUMOR / Form / Parodies, BODY, MIND & SPIRIT / Divination / General, Gift books, Fortune-telling and divination, Parodies & Spoofs, Parodies and spoofs: non-fiction, Fortune-telling & divination