Funniest Things Ever Said, New and Expanded

A collection of the greatest witticisms from the world of politics, show business, sports, and anywhere else people can get a good laugh Here are a thousand and one laugh-out-loud quotes, quips, and jokes, all in one packed-to-the-brim volume. Yes, folks, sit back and enjoy this collection of inadvertent gaffes, thigh-slappers, puns, and everything and anything else that'll tickle your funny bone. There's something old, something new, something stolen, and something blue-from favorite comedians, sports and political figures, and literary wits. There are even giggles for the kids and groaners for the grown-ups. Just a few among the 1,001 funniest things ever said: "So, where's the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?"-Christina Aguilera "Fame means when your computer modem is broken, the repair guy comes out to your house a little faster." -Sandra Bullock "Recession is when your neighbor loses his job. Depression is when you lose yours. And recovery is when Jimmy Carter loses his." -Ronald Reagan

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Edited by Steven D. Price

Summary

A collection of the greatest witticisms from the world of politics, show business, sports, and anywhere else people need a good laugh!

Product details

• Authors: Steven Price, Steven D. Price
• Assisted by: Steven Price (Editor), Steven D Price (Editor), Steven D. Price (Editor), Price Steven D. (Editor)
• Publisher: Rowman and Littlefield
• Languages: English
• Product format: Paperback / Softback
• Released: 30.09.2019
• EAN: 9781493041190
• ISBN: 978-1-4930-4119-0
• No. of pages: 344
• Series: 1001; 1001
• Subjects: Fiction > Narrative literature; Non-fiction book > Dictionaries, reference works > Foreign-language dictionaries; REFERENCE / Quotations, Dictionaries Of Quotations, Quotations, proverbs and sayings