What The Hell Happened to Me?: The Truth About Menopause and Beyond - The Truth About Menopause and Beyond

Written with an irreverent, dry sense of humor this book is the perfect antidote for dealing with the trials and tribulations of getting older.

About the author

Along with a career in copywriting and publishing, Ellen has always written rhymes upon request for friends and family members for special occasions. She writes with an irreverent sense of humor that will make anyone smile.

Summary

Ladies, if you "feel the heat go up your neck, and your armpits drip with sweat, you're hands have gotten clammy and your clothes are soaking wet," unless you're running through the Mohave desert, you're in menopause. If you've looked into the mirror and wondered "What the hell happened to me?" You're probably beyond menopause.

Either way, book is for you. Two dozen hilarious rhymes covering everything from wrinkles to spider veins, falling body parts to skin tags, flatulence to muffin tops, and on and on. You know what's been happening to you, now it's time to find out what's coming just around the corner. Written with an irreverent, dry sense of humor it's the perfect antidote for dealing with the trials and tribulations of getting older.

So spend those sweaty, sleepless nights with these 24 funny ladies and know you're not alone. If you can only remember to buy it, you're bound to have some great, big, bloated belly laughs!

Product details

• Authors: Ellen Goldberg, Goldberg Ellen
• Publisher: Ingram Publishers Services
• Languages: English
• Product format: Paperback / Softback
• Released: 09.10.2018
• EAN: 9781722500344
• ISBN: 978-1-72250-034-4
• Illustrations: No
• Subjects: Fiction > Poetry, drama; Guides > Health; HEALTH & FITNESS / Beauty & Grooming, HUMOR / General, POETRY / General, HEALTH & FITNESS / Women's Health, FAMILY & RELATIONSHIPS / Life Stages / Later Years, HUMOR / Form / Limericks & Verse, Women’s health, Cosmetics, hair and beauty, Subject matter intended specifically for women and/or girls, HUMOR / Topic / Health & Aging