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Informationen zum Autor Carl Hiaasen was born and raised in Florida. His previous novels include the bestselling Nature Girl , Star Island , Bad Monkey and Razor Girl , and three bestselling children's books, Hoot , Flush and Scat . They have been translated into 34 languages, 33 more than he can read or write. Carl Hiaasen also writes an award-winning weekly column for The Miami Herald . Klappentext From bestselling comic crime writing genius Carl Hiaasen comes a beautiful illustrated book of a spoof graduation speech telling us all the real story of what happens when you enter the world of adults. Zusammenfassung This is the ultimate hilarious, cynical, but absolutely realistic view of a college graduate's future. And what he or she can or can't do about it. "This commencement address will never be given, because graduation speakers are supposed to offer encouragement and inspiration. That's not what you need. You need a warning." So begins Carl Hiaasen's attempt to prepare young men and women for their future. And who better to warn them about their precarious paths forward than Carl Hiaasen? The answer, after reading Assume the Worst, is: nobody. Illustrated by bestselling author/illustrator and National Book Award winner Roz Chast, this book is bound to be a classic, sold year after year come graduation time. Although it's also a good gift for anyone starting a job, getting married, or recently released from prison. Because it is not just funny. It is, in its own Hiaasen way, extremely wise and even hopeful. Well, it might not be full of hope, but there are certainly enough slivers of the stuff in there to more than keep us all going.
