We''re Asleep, Dad

A collection of 100 hilarious tweets from a dad's perspective on the five key struggles of parenting: Bed Time, School, Food, Going Out and Weekends. Includes quirky illustrations by Moose Allain.

About the author

Simon Key is an author, dad, Twitter genius and the co-owner of the Big Green Bookshop in Wood Green, north London.

Summary

'My kids are asleep. I know this because a paper airplane has just smashed against my head & on the wing someone has written "we're asleep Dad".
'My kids have done their homework. I know this because according to them, this week their homework is to play 3 hours of Minecraft each night'.
'My kids are ready to go out. I know this because they've hidden all their clothes...'
In recent times, we've celebrated 'unmumsy' mums, but what about desperate dads? We're Asleep, Dad is a collection of 100 laugh-out-loud tweets from a dad's perspective on the five main struggles of parenting: Bed Time, School, Food, Going Out and Weekends complete with quirky hand-drawn illustrations by Moose Allain. In this hilarious and stylish gift book, Simon Key perfectly captures all the ups and downs of what it's like to be a frazzled father on the front line.

Foreword

A collection of hilarious parenting tweets by dad,Twitter genius and bookshop owner Simon Key, illustrated by Moose Allain.

Product details

• Authors: Simon Key, Key Simon
• Assisted by: Moose Allain (Illustration), Allain Moose (Illustration)
• Publisher: Head of Zeus
• Languages: English
• Product format: Hardback
• Released: 31.12.2019
• EAN: 9781786699343
• ISBN: 978-1-78669-934-3
• No. of pages: 128
• Subjects: Fiction > Comic, cartoon, humour, satire; Guides > Self-help, everyday life > Family; FAMILY & RELATIONSHIPS / Parenting / Fatherhood, HUMOR / Topic / Marriage & Family, Humour, Parenting: advice and issues, Non Fiction