Booze Monkeys: Bartender

"What's yer' poison," The bartender
asks while washing a tumbler.
"Gimme a Donut Hooligan,"
The bartender clenches a fist,
cracking his knuckles.
"What's in it?"

"One part Gran Gala, the other part rhubarb juice."
The bartender leans forward and
after a pause asks, "Rhubarb juice?"
"Yeah, you pummel frozen rhubarb into a ground pile, put it in 4 layers of cheese cloth, then squeeze. Gotta be careful not to squeeze too hard
or you'll get pulp."
The bartender maintains eye contact, leans closer, and says, "Yeah we don't got that. Anything else?"
"Well um, hmm. I'll take a Mean Jemima."

Product details

• Authors: Charles Denton, Joe Lipscomb
• Publisher: Author Solutions Inc
• Languages: English
• Product format: Paperback / Softback
• Released: 30.11.2015
• EAN: 9781412080958
• ISBN: 978-1-4120-8095-8
• No. of pages: 18
• Dimensions: 216 mm x 280 mm x 1 mm
• Weight: 99 g
• Subject: Guides > Food & drink > Drinks