Danger is Still Everywhere: Beware of the Dog Danger is Everywhere - book

DANGER is STILL EVERYWHERE: Beware of the Dog! Will Docter Noel Zone's second book tell you how to combat a CROCUUM*? YES And reveal the secrets of the world's greatest (and only) Dangerologist? THAT TOO Has he written it yet? NO Is it because he's hiding in a wardrobe? MAYBE Docter Noel is facing his most terrifying situation EVER - a little dog called Napkin has come to stay. That may not sound particularly dangerous, but every POD (Pupil of Dangerology) knows the only safe pet is a pet rock. So now Docter Noel is hiding in a wardrobe while Napkin wreaks havoc around the Dangerzone. And all the while Docter Noel is supposed to be writing his new VERY IMPORTANT handbook on Dangerology (Level 2). That is until the Pet of the Year (POTY) contest is announced and Docter Noel hatches a plan. There's only one problem. Serial safety-flouter Max WURST is the judge. . . For Docter Noel, it's never been clearer that DANGER IS STILL EVERYWHERE *A crocodile that looks like a vacuum cleaner that lives under the stairs. Diary of a Wimpy Kid meets The Dangerous Book for Boys, DANGER is STILL EVERYWHERE is the second brilliantly funny handbook for avoiding danger of all kinds that will have everyone from reluctant readers to bookworms laughing out loud (very safely) from start to finish. Praise for DANGER IS EVERYWHERE: 'I dislocated my jaw laughing' Eoin Colfer, author of Artemis Fowl 'A brilliantly silly survival guide' Sunday Express 'A Joyful riposte to over-cautious parents . . . well-paced and funny throughout.' Time Out London 'Imagine the Mighty Boosh crashed into the Wimpy Kid' The Times 'A surreal, daft and funny book . . . A bracing satirical sideswipe at today's health-and-safety culture, aimed at kids who'll get the irony and relish the silliness.' Financial Times ' Brilliantly funny' Gransnet 'A brilliantly mapcap guide' ni4Kids.com 'Laugh-out-loud' TheSchoolRun.comcom ...

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I dislocated my jaw laughing Eoin Colfer, author of Artemis Fowl

Product details

• Authors: &apos, David Doherty, Brian O''doherty Fenton, Chris Judge, O&apos, David O'Doherty, David O''doherty, O'Doherty David
• Assisted by: Chris Judge (Illustration), Judge Chris (Illustration)
• Publisher: Puffin UK
• Languages: English
• Age Recommendation: ages 8 to 14
• Product format: Paperback / Softback
• Released: 05.08.2015
• EAN: 9780141359205
• ISBN: 978-0-14-135920-5
• No. of pages: 224
• Dimensions: 153 mm x 192 mm x 17 mm
• Series: Puffin Books; Danger is Everywhere; Docter Noel Zone presents; Danger is Everywhere; Docter Noel Zone presents
• Subjects: Children's and young people's books > Children's books up to 11 years of age; JUVENILE FICTION / Humorous Stories, Interest age: from c 7 years, Children’s / Teenage fiction: Humorous stories, Interest age: from c 8 years