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Informationen zum Autor Dan Patterson is the co-creator of iconic TV comedy shows Whose Line is it Anyway? and Mock the Week ! and co-author of the hit West End satirical farce The Duck House . He lives in London. Klappentext Over 1!000 hilarious new jokes! from the team behind the hit BBC Two comedy show UNLIKELY THINGS FOR A VET TO SAY: 'Good news! I managed to cut your pet lizard free from that weird bowl he'd got himself trapped in . . . oh! your pet tortoise ?' UNLIKELY THINGS TO READ IN AN OBITUARY: A loving father! and very nearly the world record holder for the longest jump between two buildings. UNLIKELY THINGS TO HEAR IN PRISON: 'How thoughtful - a bucket of chocolate mousse in the corner of the cell.' UNLIKELY THINGS TO HEAR IN HOSPITAL: 'Forceps . . . scissors . . . coffin . . .' UNLIKELY THINGS TO HEAR IN A PARTY POLITICAL BROADCAST: 'I am one of Thatcher's children. And this is my brother! Mark.' UNLIKELY SMALL ADS: Horse For sale. Will make lovely pet. Or lasagne. Over a thousand new, never-before-heard gags from the makers of the hit BBC comedy show Zusammenfassung Modern life is a minefield. Fortunately! the creators of Mock the Week are here to give you advice on the important things in life: from office etiquette to camping holidays! the worst things to hear while sitting on the toilet -- and what not to say when passing through Customs . . . Categories include: Unlikely Things to Hear at a Funeral: 'Could whoever that is stop knocking! I'm trying to do the Eulogy!' Unlikely Things to Say on Your First Day in Prison: 'How thoughtful! Someone's left a bucket of chocolate mousse in the corner of my cell.' Guide to Keeping Tropical Fish: For a special treat! pour a smoothie slowly into the fish tank. They love that. Mountaineering Tips: Try to make sure you are accompanied by an experienced mountaineer or! failing that! someone really fat who will make for a soft landing. Medical Self-Diagnosis: If it comes out faster than gravity would normally allow! then there's something wrong. ...
