Cads and Cadavers

When Velma's dead boyfriend Leroy appears to her in the school biology lab one night, it's awkward because (a) she happens to be dissecting his body for a science fair project, and (b) she never figured out how to break up with him after her roommate informed her that leaving a Post-It note on his dorm room door suggesting they never see each other again was cold and heartless.

Leroy tells her a sob story about the vampire who drained his blood and annoyingly demands that Velma, despite the insane amount of math homework she has, avenge his murder.

But the only local vampire Velma knows is the chivalrous, dashing Dennis she ran into in the graveyard one night when she was digging up Leroy's body. His mere presence makes her hyperventilate and compulsively smooth down her hair, the signs of true amour. In one of their intimate graveyard chats, Dennis assures her that he sucks only the blood of rodents...

Product details

• Authors: Kelly Lougheed
• Publisher: Mundania Pr Llc
• Languages: English
• Product format: Paperback / Softback
• Released: 01.01.2010
• No. of pages: 196
• Dimensions: 127 mm x 203 mm x 11 mm
• Weight: 218 g
• Subject: Fiction > Science fiction, fantasy