How to Make Your Baby an Internet Celebrity - Guiding Your Child to Success and Fulfillment

In the twenty-first-century economy, there’s only one way to guarantee your child a bright and happy future: make that baby an Internet celebrity. But how? In How to Make Your Baby an Internet Celebrity , you’ll learn to assess your baby’s best attributes (is she smarter than a chimp?), assign a compelling screen persona (clumsiness = on-screen gold), and plan the ultimate viral Internet video. Make your baby an Internet celebrity . . . because the world needs cuteness now more than ever!

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...anyone who s a fan of The Onion will totally eat [this] up... Pick up this book now and give it to the first new parent you see. RedTricycle.com

Finally, a comprehensive guide to getting a positive ROI on your infant! Absolutely hilarious. Bunmi Laditan, author of The Honest Toddler: A Child's Guide to Parenting

Stuffed full of laughs masquerading as tips and advice hiding as jokes. How to Make your Baby an Internet Celebrity shares dozens of wacky (but legit) hints for parents to optimize their baby's adorkable charms online. I don't know where else you can find this sage advice. Heather Gibbs Flett, co-author of The Rookie Mom's Handbook and Stuff Every Mom Should Know

Product details

• Authors: Rick Chillot, Dustin Fenstermacher
• Assisted by: Dustin Fenstermacher (Photographs)
• Publisher: Quirk Books
• Languages: English
• Product format: Paperback / Softback
• Released: 30.09.2014
• EAN: 9781594747397
• ISBN: 978-1-59474-739-7
• No. of pages: 128
• Dimensions: 143 mm x 178 mm x 14 mm
• Series: QUIRK BOOKS; Internet Celebrity; Internet Celebrity
• Subjects: Fiction > Comic, cartoon, humour, satire; Guides > Self-help, everyday life; Baby, Säugling : Humor