Bad Hair Day

Informationen zum Autor CARRIE HARRIS is the author of Bad Taste in Boys and Bad Hair Day . Her husband is a cancer survivor and a ninja doctor! and her three kids are in training to fight evil someday. She collects monster-themed clothing! is incapable of being serious for more than five minutes at a time! and isn't a derby girl . . . yet. Chapter One “Braaaaains!” After all the zombie attacks, even the word made me twitchy. Especially when repeatedly moaned by an annoying freshman in the school bus loop at eight a.m. As if I wasn’t annoyed enough already--I’d gotten to school early because the Future Doctors of America program started today. According to plan, we should have been bouncing across the railroad tracks on Washington Ave. right about now. But instead, I stood in the gray winter slush with my fellow FDA students, watching the underclassmen arrive for school and scanning the loop in vain for the bus. It was fourteen and a half minutes late. The program would be starting without me; watching people act like complete morons only added insult to injury. The freshman elbowed his buddies before putting his backpack on his head and staggering around with his arms outstretched. They laughed so hard I thought they’d burst something. Some people thought the zombie virus was hilarious. Obviously, they hadn’t seen the victims; my boyfriend’s best friend was still in assisted living. Brain damage. So I didn’t think it was all that funny when zombie boy staggered over and accidentally grabbed my breasts, one in each hand. And when I say accidentally, I really mean on purpose. I knocked his hands off my chest, grabbed him by one backpack strap, and yanked him close enough to talk right in his ear. Or right in his backpack, anyway. “Listen up, dork,” I said in the most pleasant voice possible, which wasn’t very pleasant at all. “I don’t have the time or the masochistic tendencies necessary to deal with you. So how about you keep out of my way, and I’ll pay you the same courtesy?” He dumped the backpack on the ground and pushed me off. For a moment, I thought maybe he’d back down, but then his so-called friends started in on him. “Uh-oh, Damian. I think you pissed her off!” crowed one. “Look out! She’s gonna stake you!” added another. “That’s for vampires, you morons,” I muttered, turning away. Not my smartest move. Damian-the-freshman didn’t like being taunted, so he shoved me to save face. It didn’t hurt or anything; I’m tougher than I look. But my backpack spilled all over the ground, and that ticked me off. I’d never hit anybody before, but this was really the last straw. He was lucky someone interceded before I could swing. “Hey, calm down.” Trey Black stepped in front of me. He was a recent transfer from Southern California. Why anyone would want to trade that kind of weather for Ohio winters was beyond me. But here he was, and apparently he’d designated himself the sworn protector of freshman idiocy. I needed to get him together with my brother, Jonah. Jonah was the poster child for freshman idiocy. I let out a long breath in a vain attempt to calm myself as I bent down to pick up my stuff. Trey had this knack for making me uncomfortable. He had tousled blond hair and surfer-boy good looks, and I wasn’t totally immune to that. But I had a boyfriend, and they were friends, so it felt really wrong when he acted flirty. Or looked at me. Or stood within fifteen feet of me. The fact that he flirted with anything in a skirt didn’t make it any easier to deal with. “You okay?” He bent down beside me to pluck my calculus book from a mound of dirt-speckled snow. “You look pretty upset.” “Yeah.” I glared at Damian, who flipped me off before heading to class with his friends. “Just a little stressed.” “What’s wrong?” He handed me the book with one of his patented charm...

Product details

• Authors: Carrie Harris
• Publisher: Random House USA
• Languages: English
• Age Recommendation: from age 12
• Product format: Paperback / Softback
• Release: 12.12.2013, delayed
• EAN: 9780385742160
• ISBN: 978-0-385-74216-0
• No. of pages: 240
• Subject: Children's and young people's books