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Discover all the most cringe-inducing puns and bad dad jokes you never thought you needed to know.
Make every day funny punny with this massive book of over 1,400 puns. Perfect for word nerds, class clowns, and dads everywhere, never miss an opportunity to deliver a groan-inducing, yet hilarious one-liner.
- The pliers said to the wrench, "Get a grip. You're losing it!"
- The marionette's cardiologist warned him to change his lifestyle because he was too high-strung.
- When the President's family picnic was hit by a cold hard rain, the band struck up "Hail to The Chief".
- Q: How do vampires like their stakes?
A: Rare.
- Do dealers in Las Vegas casinos walk with a shuffle?
- The young ear of corn was considered a rising star in the Marine Corps; he quickly rose to the rank of kernel.
About the author
Gordon Hideaki Nagai and his family were forcibly evacuated to a concentration camp in Colorado and returned to their family-owned farm in February of 1945 before the end of the war. He graduated from the University of California with a master's degree in social welfare and served 32 years as a social worker, including two years of alternative service as a conscientious objector with the California Department of Mental Hygiene. Gordon last worked with the Golden Gate Regional Center, which serves clients with developmental disabilities, retiring in 2000. He and his wife now live in Eugene Oregon, close to their children and grandchildren.
Summary
The Ultimate Collection of Punny Wordplay
Make every day funny punny with this massive book of over 1,400 puns. Perfect for word nerds, class clowns, and dads everywhere, never miss an opportunity to deliver a groan-inducing, yet hilarious one-liner.
• The pliers said to the wrench, “Get a grip. You're losing it!"
• The marionette’s cardiologist warned him to change his lifestyle because he was too high-strung.
• When the President’s family picnic was hit by a cold hard rain, the band struck up “Hail to The Chief".
• Q: How do vampires like their stakes?
A: Rare.
• Do dealers in Las Vegas casinos walk with a shuffle?
• The young ear of corn was considered a rising star in the Marine Corps; he quickly rose to the rank of kernel.
