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Please Poop in the F**king Potty is a book for frustrated parents who struggle with getting their little angel to finally shit in the f**king potty. This refreshingly honest and profane book gives moms and dads, both new and old, a humorous perspective on tackling one of the greatest challenges of parenthood: potty training. Though this book deals with you and your dearest overcoming the diaper-ditching milestone, you really shouldn't read this with your child.
About the author
Melanie Middien enjoyed writing and drawing as a little girl and shared her art with teachers to improve her grades. In college, she designed the mascot for the Kansas City Royals. She moved from Kansas to Los Angeles and worked in advertising, then on TV shows such as King of the Hill and a couple of other TV shows too humiliating to list. In her own opinion, Melanie considers herself funny after having had a glass of wine and has worked as an assistant to famous people whom others do consider funny. She has two teenage sons who find everything about her embarrassing - especially her dancing. She lives in one of the dumpiest yet happiest homes in Utopia, California, and loves visiting animal shelters, traveling across the country in an old RV, meeting new friends, and making campfire pizzas.
